Q: Besides the spirit of my brother-in-law residing in my garage, who is the other one? feels like a dark entity to me. -- CeaKai

A: Well Hello there, CeaKai,

My that’s a pretty name. I think you’re right, sweetheart, the spirit in your garage is a dark entity indeed – though not in the way that you think. He is a demon of sorts, but not malevolent in nature... he is on this earth merely to cause irritation in others, a little trick by the powers that be, placed on Earth in the mid-1990s, taking the form of a short human man!

The spirit comes to your home from about 4a.m. to 1p.m., when the living incarnation of this outlandish demon is asleep. Oh! I see...I see scenes which are confusing to me... A caveman, thawed from ice...to...” “Wheez the...juice...?” I see the same visage...long dark curls...he is someone’s “son-in-law...” and is also on “jury duty...” I see hi-jinx! Ohhh, a name appears to me now... something with a P...Poppy, Polly – no – PAULY, that is it! And worst of all (oh, CeaKai, it truly is horrifying): that VOICE! A voice which shakes me to my very bones! He’s speaking through me now, CeaKai – “Mlmlmlmml: Buuuuuuuuuuddy!”

CeaKai, hear me now. You must rid your garage of all snack foods, especially canned cheeses and slushed drinks. Otherwise, your garage, and indeed your soul, may never know peace.

Be well! Smiles,

Suzzanne

Suzanne Mekulvic (aka The Midwest Medium) is a certified astrologist, past-life regressionist, and certified public accountant in Bismarck, North Dakota.